Manchester day

August 26, 2011

Greater Manchester Police are cutting 1000 staff, but fear not – they are plastering the streets with propaganda posters encouraging us to shop errant ice cream lickers and introducing a crack team of officers on stilts. Meanwhile, in scenes rarely seen since the Cultural Revolution, a spontaneous outbreak of approbation for the Glorious City Fathers has swept the city on a “We Love Manchester Day”. Citizens have done their bit to keep the world’s sweat shops going by buying I Heart Mcr t-shirts and the Manchester Wheel is being moved to make room for a guillotine.

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