Can’t be arsed reading? Have 25 minute empty minutes to fill? Why not download the brand, spanking new audio version of my little travel book ‘The Machine Gunners’. “You can’t buy machine guns in England? Wow – I guess you’ve got to work hard to kill someone over there!” – said our taxi driver in this true, short account of two English tourists who forsake a trip to see the Hoover Dam and go and fire machine guns instead.